An interview with a child.

I got sucked into one of these "interviewing your child" things.  So I sat down with Ethan tonight and here is what I got.  I really, REALLY had to stifle my laughter at some of this crazy stuff. 

Okay, ready for some questions? Yes.

What makes me happy? When I don't poop in my pants.

What makes me sad? When I'm not your best friend.  And when you jumped on the bed and hurt yourself. 

How do I make you laugh? When you scare me it makes me laugh and scared.  And when you hold me down and tickle me. 

What do you think I was like as a child? Happy.

How old am I? Mmmm, I think 15.  

How tall am I? Like this big.  (hands touching my head.)  You have big feet and I have little feet.

What is my favorite thing to do? Putting dishes away.  (WHAT?!)  And go potty. 

What do I do when you’re not around? Work. 

If I become famous, what will it be for? Um, I want you to be famous for playing with me. 

What am I really good at? Excercising on the tv.  And dancing.  And throwing paper airplanes outside, you are the best thrower. 

What am I not really good at? Not good at eating.  (You'd think I have an issue there...I wish!) 

What is my job? To clean up the house.  You work on your computer at your work.  You have nice friends at work. 

What is my favorite food? Bananas.  Cereal.  Blueberries.  Strawberries

What makes you proud of me? you are my mommy. 

What makes me proud of you? when you let me sleep in your bed.

What do you and I do together? We play the Hulk game together.  We play the Giraffe game together.  We go to Target and the grocery store together.  And the library.

How are we the same? I think our eyes are the same.

How are you and I different? You are bigger than me.  That is opposite. 

How do you know that I love you? Like an I love you gift card.  And you tell me alot. 

What is one thing you wish you could change about me? I don't know.

What do you wish you could go and do with me? THE ZOOO!